Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Daisy Girl's HUMP edition.

I joined up with DaisyGirl for the HumpDay Challenge. Woo-hoo. Hey, sometime things just need to be done. Ok? If you don't wanna read, you don't have to. Ok?
Love ya peeps!

1. would you rather have a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, or 2 girls and a guy?
I'd have to say I'd rather have sex with 2 guys and a girl. 
2. Would you rather have complete sober sex or completely buzzed sex?
I think buzzed sex would be fun. (Bwahahaha!)
3. Would you rather have your toes sucked or your ears?
Toes? Are you kidding me? Totally an ear woman. Suck on my ears babe!
4. Would you rather screw George w Bush or Martha Stewart?
Seriously? I'd have to do George. Sorry, Martha doesn't cut the mustard.
5. Would you rather have morning sex or night sex?
Morning sex, definitely.
6. Would you rather do it in the hot tub or big shower?
Hot tub sex. A great BIG hot tub....Ahhh.
7. Would you rather have no sex for a week or crappy sex for 2 weeks?
Crappy sex for 2 weeks. HEY! at least it's something.
8. Would you rather be with an experience person or nonexperienced?
9. Would you rather be naked in public or get caught by your parents?
MY parents. They must know by now I am getting sex. After all, I do have 3 children.
10. Would you rather be with one person for the rest of your life or experience many?
One person. Less disease.
11. Would you rather be the dominant one or submissive one?
submissive one. I like my man to be in control.
12. Would you rather have sex in a church or a funeral home?
Ew. Next to dead people have sex? HA! No way. A church bathroom.
13. Would you rather have texting sex or phone sex?
Phone SEX definitely. With the one I love.
14. Would you rather die a virgin or a hoe?
HAha! a hoe. What a question.
15. Would you rather post a picture of tits or ass?
Neither. but I got me some cleavage so here ya go...

16. Would you rather do it on the kitchen counter or in front of fire place with a roaring fire?
kitchen counter. I get hungry during sex.
17. Would you rather have 30 minutes of foreplay which included a backrub or a 30 minute orgasm?
Ohhh. 30 minutes of foreplay with a back massage. Can Christopher Meloni massage me and my honey?
18. Would you rather be covered in chocolate or whip cream?
Whip cream. The creamier the BETTER.
19. Would you do it risky business style or Pretty woman style? 
Pretty woman, walking down the street. Definitely Pretty woman.
20. Would you rather have sex with the cowardly lion or the wicked witch of the west?
The cowardly lion. All he needs is a little LOVE.
and lastly
21. Would you rather have an orgasm once every 20 seconds or once every 5 years?
Once every 5 seconds. Man. Excuse me now I gotta find my vibrator.
Do you dare...this one is easy I dare ya to do it! 

Wow, Jen that was fun. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta find my man.
Are you up to the CHALLENGE?
Just click on over to DaisyGirl.  

Monday, November 22, 2010

Today I am thankful.

Image obtained thru Google Images!
Today I am thankful for a home to live in still.
I am thankful for the CNA education that I am receiving AGAIN....
I am thankful for the chance to share my CNA knowledge with others.
*CNA= certified nurse assistant

I am thankful for my husband and for his knowledge of fixing our car.
I am thankful for the job that I will obtain really soon.
I am thankful for all of you.
I am thankful for Dr. Pepper.
I am thankful for my health and for the power of a good friendship.
I am thankful for turkey and stuffing.
I am thankful for you.

I wish all of you the very BEST this holiday season. Don't worry about what you don't have this season. Think about the things you do have!
Because in the end that is all that is gonna matter.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

I'm crazy I know...

HEY people!
You still out there? Lucky for you, I'm gonna link this post up to my "other" blog. Because I'm like that.
I've been busy lately. I'm looking for a job. And hopefully I can find one REAL soon too. This making money off of Twitter takes WAY too long to do.
I need rent money.
I need grocery money.
I need christmas money.
I need...I need...I need....
I also need chocolate. Chocolate makes me feel better.
And you know what else makes me feel better?
I know you are out there. I know you LUB me. I know you are busy.
But just scribble anything out on a comment.
For example, "Luv U CB!"
"I love your videos!"
"I love this post, cause I SO need a massage right now!"
"You can be my CNA anytime you want!" (In a strictly professional way of course....GET YOUR minds OUT of the gutter...Geez. What is it you think I do anyway?) LOL.
AnyBlogpost, what was the point of this post anyway?
Hee-hee. I'm like that. Rambly and all.
Well, I AM excited to actually be getting into the medical field once again.
I love nursing. Someday, and maybe someday soon..ish, I will be a nurse.
And I will be able to heal all of you...
But for now....Laughter is the only medicine I can prescribe for you....
So with that READ my hilarious Thanksgiving story.
(If you are lucky enough to be my FB friend I posted there too.)

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her gasp for air, and her eyes water. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs to her sleeping husband, and gently pulled the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, 'honey you were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you…' 'what do you mean?' asked his wife. 'Well, you told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think i got most of them back in.'

Peace out y'all! Happy Thursday. Only one more day until Friday....

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

21 Questions, I took the challenge with DaisyGirl! ;)

Adult Content: Please have your children leave the room. Or at least don't read over your shoulder. This post is about sex. Yup, That's right, this crazy cluttered mama has sex. Deal with it OK? ;)
All safe now? Here are the questions:
1. Would you ever have a threesome or have you? 
2. Lights on, candle light, or off?
3. Does size matter?
4. Craziest place you ever got down to business
5. How quick was your quickest quickie?
6. Food that makes you think sex?
7. Do you like your man to be manscaped? If you are a man do you manscape?
8. Ladies do you keep your garden tended? 
9. How do you feel about making home movies?
10. Ever been caught by the kids?
11. Do you like sweaty sex?
12. When did you lose your virginity?
13. How do you feel about sex while pregnant?
14. Song that put you in the mood
15. Number of orgasms you have had in one night?
16. Have you had sex in a car?
17. Do you have toys? 
18. How do you feel about guy toys?
19. Would you ever pierce your yoohoo?
20. Explain your kissing style.
and lastly...
21. What is your body part? Some girls love arms or ass, guys butts or boobs? 
My answers: 1. Never had one. Hadn't thought about it. I might if it was 2 guys into me....*sigh*
2- Lights Off. i like to explore.
3-  Size doesn't really matter. It's all about the foreplay, the flirting, the touching...once all that has gone down, you already know you WANT the man...It's easy. Ya know?
4- Craziest place i ever got down to business? Midnight, outside in the front yard. No sex, but we got down to business alright. Enough said.
5- Why must it be quick? Probably between 15-20 minutes.
6- Food that I think sex? Ice cream. That and pudding. ;) Mmm. Creamy deliciousness.
7- Don't really care. I like hair. So there. That's all i'm sayin.
8- Yes, the garden is tended.
9-  Why? Who wants to watch them? LOL. Not really thought about it.
10- Yup. the 3 year old. *sigh*
11- I actually DON'T like sweating a lot during sex. I'd rather have sex in the shower to avoid that problem.
12- Yup, I'm old fashioned. I waited until i was married before I had sex. Yup, I'm a good girl. 21. Sorry. I'm still cool, right? ;)
13- Pregnant sex? It's alright, but that dang belly gets in the way.
14- Anything by TLC or Madonna. Ever heard of "Red Hot Special?"
15- 3 orgasms.
16- Sex in a car? Nope. i prefer the bedroom.
17- Not yet, but I'm getting some soon.
18- Guy toys? All for them. Can I control the toy?
19- Pierce my Va-jay-jay? No way! Only my ears please!
20- Kissing style? Nibbling ears neck lips....Enough said bout that.
21- I like the "whole package" if you get my drift. And yes, I look. How can you not? 

That's it.  Now you know the truth. ;) Go link up with the Daisygirl. She is one hot mama! Check out her gorgeous hair! ;) (She just went blonde.)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Tired of the same DUMB old picture?

Hee-Hee. I haven't updated this blog in so long I almost forgot about it. But not really. I have a blogroll over here with different peeps I like to keep tabs on. And my Cluttered Brain blogroll is about as long as a roll of TP, I need to store some peeps over here as well.
What's up with you all?
What have you been doing?
I've gone back to my writing roots and been writing like a crazy woman. Something of mine will be published EVEN it kills me.
It is midnight here and I am SO NOT ready to go to bed.
Why me?
In case you forgot, or miss me, YOU can ALWAYS find me AT One Cluttered Brain
And Twitter= @clutteredbrain
Now if you excuse me, my 3 year old daughter is still up. And yes it is MIDNIGHT here....
Grrr....Here is MY latest hairstyle with a friend you all might know...
Good night, everyone! :)
Enhanced by Zemanta

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Do you ever feel like...

Heck yeah! I got you to click on over Right? LOL. This image has been found on Google images! Wow! And is probably in a magazine somewhere. Yup, that's me on the right. Me with my LOVER. Aren't we cute together? :P

Do you ever feel like doing nothing?
Just watching your favorite flicks on TV, drinking Dr. Pepper, (Or whatever, your beverage of choice) AND relaxing. Yeah, that's ME today.

I mean, I'm not really into blogging much. (Apart from this post--LOL)
I don't feel like commenting. Unless it is so entirely FUNNY I cannot stop laughing and relating.

Well I found one today.
Are you all familiar with The Empress? And you all blog right?

Well, get a load of what The Empress has written now.  <--Yup, that's right.  To see the post click on those words right over there to be instantaneously transported to her blog.

She totally gets me. She gets us. I meant US. You and I are both bloggers.

Yeah. Click on over. Leave her a comment. Then click back over here, and tell me if she isn't right.

And it's a series of posts--I know, right? Like it couldn't get any better.

But it will.

It most definitely WILL.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Why I stick with blogging?

Thanks to Google images for the above image!

I wrote a post last week or so about why I blog. Now I am going to tell you why I stick with blogging.
My husband and I have moved around a lot in the past 5 years. We haven't owned a house yet together and so we just go where the jobs are.  Last year, in August, the job led us to the desert. Yup, that's right. Smack right here in the middle of a desert. (About 90 minutes from Vegas, so I'll take it.) :D

  Before Nevada was UT. I make friends easily. But it is hard to make close friends when you are always up and moving all the time. (And no, My husband is not in the army.) I have made some pretty good friends in the bloggy world that make me laugh AND cry. (Cry in a good way ya know.) I feel like I continue to blog to build our relationship better.

You have to get-to-know me right?

Blogging is always there for me. When I've had a bad day, or I need a laugh, just open up blogger and review the blogs I am following...It's that easy.  I admit, it's hard to pimp out your blog at first, comment like crazy on 20 thousand different blogs just to receive like 2 comments, but slowly but surely as you gain an audience, people WILL comment. They just will, trust me.

When you are honest with your readers, like I usually am, (unless I am trying to make you laugh) they will comment.

I stick with blogging because of the friendships, because I LOVE to write, and blogging helps keep me sane.
 I've been blogging for a little over a year now, and it still brings me joy to meet new friends. Twitter parties, Blogfrog communities, new writer's all good.

Thanks for choosing to stick by me on my journey of blogging.

Someday I might make it on Ellen. Ya think?

Why do you stick with blogging?
How long have you been blogging?
Enhanced by Zemanta

Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Confessional with Glamazon Mom!

Well, I have a few confessions. And since Glamazon Mom is asking, here I go.
 I have about 10 or so. K?
Here are my confessions:

1. I am addicted to clean underwear. Yup, that's right, I HATE re-wearing my undies. In fact, I don't believe I wear dirty underwear often. I also WASH, not only MY underwear, but my whole family's underwear. Because if we were ever in an accident, Heaven forbid, we would need clean underwear. Because AFTER the accident, our underwear might look like this:

Do me a favor, do NOT google dirty underwear. You get an eyeful for sure. LOL.

2. I am addicted to Hootsuite. And this just IN, I can now update to my Facebook fan page from Hootsuite. *sigh* So now my updates will ALWAYS be from Hootsuite. I mean, come on, isn't the little OWLY cute?
3. I am addicted to connected with NOT only my Twitter buddies, MY bloggy buddies AND my Facebook FANS. Don't you want to be my fan too?

4. I am addicted to chocolate. (Sorry, T  I just am. I always be. Just like you LOVE peanut butter on a spoon.)

5. I am addicted to water! You can bathe in it and YOU can drink it. (Psst..don't EVER drink your bath water though. That's just gross.)

6. I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper. Diet and regular. I mean how else am I suppose to run this house of mine without some Dr. Pepper? *And if you drink Dr. Pepper you might just look like her! * For reals. :D

7. I am addicted to my netbook. Can you imagine what I would be like with a crackberry or an ipad? Oh, heavens, I can hardly stand to think about that one. :D

8. I am addicted to food. I mean isn't everybody? I just can't live without putting something in my body. *Enter hot spicy cheetos and chinese food* These two items are NOT to be put inside your body at the same time either.

9. I am probably addicted to nagging my kids to WORK. Come on short people, I know this is your summer break but get to WORK now, PLEASE?

10. I'm addicted to comments on my blog. Yup, that's right. And to checking my email. I might miss something ya know? :D

Those are my addictions. Any questions?

Enhanced by Zemanta

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A sneak peek into my HOUSE....Bwa,ha, ha,ha,ha ha!!!

Hey y'all.
Just wanted to give you a sneak peek into MY clean house.
  Yes, I know, I still rent and I am in my 30's...I will be in my OWN house someday and subject to no one else's standard of clean. But for now...I have a cleaning inspection today by the landlord. Which is totally cool BTW, I've cleaned, I've mopped, I've vaccumed, I have $$$ for him...Humor me for about 7 minutes--I know A vlog should ONLY be about 2 minutes...but I edited some, it used to be 10 minutes....Had to show you my CLEAN house.

  You think I will pass?
I'll inform you tomorrow how I did.
And guess what? Husband of mine for the JOB!! Yup, that's right! They wanted him! YAY! I love the fact that he can be the breadwinner for now...I need to write blog and tweet and whatever. It's one HECK of a job, but somebody has to do it. Not to mention ALL the commenting I do...

On to the video...It is funny. Really. I'm funny. 7 minutes and 14 seconds worth of comedy.
It's worth it. Trust me.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Monday Minute with IAN! :)


It is yet another time to answer some silly questions with Ian! :)
Monday Minute!

Monday Minute

I guess Michelle was picked out of the link up to co-host! YAY, Michelle! :) (She really has some rocking out heels BTW!)

1. What is your REAL name?
Rapunzel. Yup, that's right. I have really super L-O-N-G hair and boys like to climb it for some reason. Oh, yeah, My step-mother keeps me locked in a tower 24/7. Anybody wanna rescue me?

2.Have you ever fabricated a story or anything on your blog?  
*AHEM* See question #1. No never, nah-uh. Nope. Nada.

3.When in the car do you listen to the radio/CDs/iPod/etc?
Well, on the rare occasions, my step-mother allows me out of my tower, i usually listen ROCK out to the radio. I love me some Lady Ga-Ga. She rules for sure!

4. Describe the 'sexiest' item of clothing that you own.
Hmm...I have to think on this one......
I'd have to say my Zebra striped underwear....ohh la la. Mama didn't lock me in the tower for nothing you know.

5. Would you be willing to breastfeed your friend's three year old child?
 3 years old???
What? no thank you. 3 years is old is WAY too old for breast-feeding. I say if they can ask for your breast--too old. Give them cow's milk. :)

See below for REAL answers...If you are interested in the TRUTH. :)
I had a good time with these answers today. :)

Real Answers:
1. Alexes
2. Nope, I don't think so. What you see, is what you get. Unless I am feeling creative. Then you get a story.
3. I listen to CD's, because I can't get a good radio station here in the DESERT!!! Grrrr..... I like Julianne Hough currently.
4. Sexiest item of clothing? My tall black-heeled boots. Yup, that's it. (I can't find then for the life of me though...)
5. Same answer as above. I mean, come on. a 3 year old? They can drink cow's milk. They don't need my milk...*sigh*

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Blog Bash Challenge #3 Rekindle-The High School Years

Blog Bash

I'm somewhat late to the link-up and I apologize. I had other stuff going on. :)
I am participating in Brittany's challenge #3 Rekindle--> Or what I like to call the High School Years.


The high school years. Such sweet memories for me. NOT! I liked high school okay and all, but my high school was FULL of rich kids. And I never fell in that category at all. I still don't fall into the rich category.  But there was a high school experience I will never forget. Oft times I wish I could go back and change what I actually did, but it is too late now. 

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent* 

Senior year
  I liked Scott from day one. He sat behind be for the l-o-n-g-e-s-t time. He had long legs and he always used to spread his legs out so it always felt like he was closer to me, (since I was sitting in front of him.) He almost always wore a jean jacket to school. He had a gorgeous smile. Scott had brown hair and bright blue eyes and he could always make me laugh.
  What Scott did NOT know is that I wrote love poems to him all through my creative writing class. I wrote a poem all about him entitled: "Because i love you" talking about how i am the only girl who understands him and he has to come to me, because our love is like a burning fire, and how I could extinguish it for him...yada yada...He was a junior. But I didn't care. I was in love with him.  He never did reciprocate my feelings for him though. His best friend Jake did. He liked me. A lot. Mucho.
  Jake worked at the Little Caesar's pizza where I lived. My mom would order pizza on the weekend from the place Jake worked. I'd usually pick up the pizza.

INTERJECTION: I liked Jake as a friend. I was too chicken to take a plunge towards his direction because A-:I liked Scott and B: he was kinda a dork in high school. He was the odd ball out. I didn't want people talking about us. I didn't want to be a dork.

Back to the story.
  When I picked up the pizza from his store, I always allowed him to flirt with me. And I in turn would flirt with him. His nickname for me was "Beautiful." This guy, Jake, and I would have 2-3 hour conversations about life and love and how beautiful I was. He got me through a bad break-up. He was always there for me. In a way, I guess you could call Jake, my Jacob. (You know from Twilight.)

I wish I could go back. I wish I would have kissed Jake l-o-n-g and hard. I would date him. I would allow him to take me to Senior prom in front of all the snobs that went to my high school.  And I wouldn't care what they thought. Because I was in love.
What happen to Scott? Oh who knows? I don't even care anymore. I would like to know where Jake is now. Because he gave me the confidence I needed for college. The "sexy" confidence every woman should have. Thanks Jake. I will never forget you.

That's my high school memory, Brittany.
Thanks for taking me back.

The long and the short of it--Me and blogging. Part 1

I'm about to express a lot in my heart right now. So please bear with me. I might be long-winded. I will try and be as thoughtful and entertaining as I can. K? Thanks for reading this.


  Why I started blogging 
At first, I came into the blog world a stranger. I didn't even know what to expect. I just wanted to keep in touch with old friends and family. And soon that list of only friends and family grew to about 20-25 people. I commented on their blogs and enjoyed hearing from news from their families.
   But not all of them updated every day. And I began to crave this thing, I had newly discovered. Blogging. Now I don't drink at all, but I'm gonna compare blogging to your first stiff drink. I was drunk with blog posts. I had to get MORE.

And then I saw it.
  On the start-up page of it says in BOLD letters: Create a blog in 3 easy minutes! Or something like that. And so I did.

Good criminy. When I first started blogging I had no idea you probably shouldn't put your last name on your url and I didn't know about SEO, and commenting and what the heck a meme was. I just knew I had a passion and I just had to write. And I had to have the feeling of publication. *Now I'm ready to submit some of my stuff to magazines now. All because of blogging.*

  I went ahead and found blogs from my favorite places I visited and joined their sites! I commented like crazy in hopes just ONE would post a comment. It took me a while to get noticed. In defense to those who did not make comments at first, it is because my first few posts were LAME. Man, I wouldn't have commented on them. I actually think I have come a L-O-N-G way since then.

  As my followers grew, (Remember this is my second blog) I got excited. I got excited that people were actually listening to me. And after I attended my FIRST real life blogger conference, the comments I got multiplied a TON after that. I actually felt like a blogger.

 What does a "being a blogger" feel like?
  For once I feel like I can say anything and be heard. And that people care when I hurt or have tears or if I'm happy. I used to care about what others would think and say about my posts and now, (for fear I might get a nasty comment) but my delete key and I, are best friends. For life. If I ever get a nasty comment, I can always hit the delete key.
  And I know that sometimes, some people just don't understand why I blog.
But I do.

I blog for me-- because I have a passion.
I blog for others--to so  I can connect with the world.
I blog for freedom,--freedom to escape into my own world and write.
Writing for me is a release of my emotions.
Mainly so I don't kill my kids or my husband...

And that's how I started blogging.

Next up: Why I stick with blogging. :)

Monday, July 12, 2010

Want to find me?

Yeah, Yeah, you think you are having an off day? Get a load of this.
I've been in and out, folding clothes, getting dishes cleaned and stuff posting like 2 posts for MY own blog, edited a video..PLUS I guest posted at a friend's blog. I thought it wasn't going up until tonight but she posted it today.

It's called: What I would do for a friend/ Random Blog tips.

I hope you enjoy it!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Monday Minute with Ian and Daily Scoop of Chaos!!!

Monday Minute

Hey there peeps! Hope you haven't gotten bored yet? This IS my second blog...So if you miss me, hang out at the other blog--One Cluttered Brain, K? Love you, Smooches to you all though!!

These questions are very telling this week.
I was gonna vlog the answers--(video-blog) but then I figured, Nah, I'll just type it. None of this uploading to You-tube and crap like that.

I guess Daily Scoop of Chaos is going on vacation soon and she wants us all to link up so she can see our answers...If she is not going on vacation, somebody is, I can't remember, Could somebody please remind me?
I need a vacation...

On to the Questions:

1. Can you burp the ABC's?
Nope, not that talented. My brothers can though. :)

2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

Hmm, That might be useful, but I probably wouldn't do it cause I don't wanna change the diaper--LOL. Ew. I'll just pee on the side of the road, but not in the wind, cause I don't wanna get wet.

3. Would you your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?
EW. Neither! I have to choose?
If you have a gun to my back, I guess I'd have to day the stranger's nostril.
'Cause a NYC city street is so gross..but then again so is stranger's snot...Not a fan of both really.  (On second thought, I don't think my tongue would fit inside a nostril. I have a small tongue. See?)

(Don't steal this pic. It's late and I just can't watermark it tonight, K?) I'll have to call in the Brute Squad if you do. :)

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it? Nope. Wouldn't do it. I just wanna live my life carefree as possible!
i don't wanna know when I'm going to bite the bullet and die. Nope, not-uh.

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?
Since this is for fun, :) I'll say, Wild Thing. I love you husband of mine!

Bonus Question:
Bonus Q: 6.Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?
I'd rather fly every time i fart. if i peed every time I laughed I'd have to wear diaper or sit on the toilet a whole LOT! i like to laugh!

Friday, July 9, 2010

I've got good NEWS!!!!

I 'm not sure if all you are following me on my other blog, my main blog but you should DROP everything and come see the good news!!

Yeah me too!
Have a lovely weekend you guys!!!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

10 reasons why I LOVE living in America!

I thought since it was getting ever so close to Independence Day I would let y'all know the liberties I enjoy in America.

  1. The ability to say anything I want, particularly on my blog. Freedom of speech is very important. If I wanted to write about what was going on in my nose, I could. (Why I would want to, I don't know.)
  2. Dr. Pepper. I am glad that I can pretty much pick up a can of Dr. Pepper anywhere in America. *Ahh, energy.*
  3. MEAT. Yes, I said it. I like to eat meat. I mean, what else are we gonna do with the cows anyway?
  4. Fireworks. I love it when the fire department sets off fireworks every 4th for the festivities. Can you think of a better way way to celebrate the 4th then with FIRE?
  5. Freedom to bear arms. *Yup, that's right folks, I got 2 arms and I'm not afraid to "bare" them...LOL. I think I got this particular joke off of my friend's blog--T. *Thanks for the joke T.*
  6. Running water. Yes, I love the fact that I can go to my faucet and turn on the water and it comes out clear. Not all countries can say that.
  7. Apple pie and ice cream. Yup, America's food. I mean who doesn't want a hot dog slathered with chili, onions, and cheese? Mmm. And then top it off with an apple turnover? YUM!
  8. Jobs. Yeah, I know our economy is struggling right now, but it could be a lot worse. I am grateful for the work we do have. :)
  9. The differences we all have. If we were all the same I think we would live in a boring world. And who wants a million Cluttered brains running around in this world? *There is only one Cluttered Brain, and that's me. :)*
  10. And lastly but certainly not the least, the ability to worship however we see fit, as long as it doesn't inflict on anybody...:)
These are a few of the liberties and freedoms and American products I enjoy. What do you enjoy in this great country called America?

Image can be found at,%20N.Y.)&s=3&notword=&d=&c=&f=2&k=0&lWord=&lField=&sScope=&sLevel=&sLabel=&total=76&num=0&imgs=20&pNum=&pos=13
Enhanced by Zemanta

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I want to win a FLIP video camera!

Isn't it cool? Isn't it fabulous? This is what I want to win from Chic Style Modern.

I have been video-blogging or vlogging, for about 6 months or so. I have neat netbook laptop with a built in webcam. That's how I record myself. I think it is GREAT but I see so much more potential with an actual video camera. 
  •   I could record myself tweeting on my swell laptop.
  •   I could record my kids just about anywhere as long as the video camera was well-charged. (I can do that now kinda-sorta but it is a laptop) A video camera is definitely more portable.
  • I can record MORE videos for you and upload them to my laptop in a couple of minutes by plugging the camera RIGHT into my USB port. Sweet, I know! :)
  • I can record messages to my Ma and Pa.
  • I can increase my views on Youtube if I had a sweet Flip cause then I could make videos for FLIP themselves....:)
  • And the last reason I need a FLIP is so that I can record myself letting you all know how EXCITED I am to be making a video with the ULTRA FLIP.
Awesome indeed, Right?

Disclaimer: This post is made up entirely by me. I would like to win an ultra SLIDE Flip video camera from  and this is a a write-up on WHY I need a FLIP!!!
So please, FLIP, I just need a Flip video camera, NOW!!!!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Monday Minute with Ian--'Cause I'm jiggy cool like that.

Monday Minute

Ok, my fellow bloggy peeps, I have posted WAY too many times today. Sorry. I don't mean to overload your minds. I just have a lot of memes to support over here. :))

This next part comes from Ian himself:

"This week's Monday Minute is co hosted by none other than Jana, from the wildly popular, Boobies Babies and a Blog!  I mean, how awesome is that blog name, right?  Yeah I told her the same thing when I found her through the Friday Follow months back.  Now she's got quite the following, so go check her out.  The linky can be found here and over there."

BWS tips button

Ok. Here are the Q's. (what you ALL have been waiting for I know.)

1.Has anyone you've known personally lived to at least 100?
Hmm. Maybe my socks that come out of the dryer that never seem to find their mate. Yeah, I have a TON of 100 year old socks lying around here with NO mate....Grrr......Seriously, though, no one in my family has lived to be 100 yet.

2.What material possession do you value the most?
  My clothes. 'Cause the world don't wanna see my body naked. Trust me. LOL.

3.What do you think happens to us after we die?
We all get reincarnated as our favorite celebrity. Hmm. For me, I'm coming back as Sandra Bullock. If there are ever 2 Sandra Bullocks in this world, you know why. ;)
Seriously, though, if you have lived a good and honest life, then we get to live with our loved ones again in heaven. ;)

4.Most embarrassing item in your house?
  My Miley Cyrus movie I won from a giveaway I entered. I was so EXCITED to win that!!
Sorry guys, this here girl LOVES Miley. (I think it is my 10 year old's fault though.) *sigh*

5. If you could rename yourself, what would your name be?
 Lola. 'Cause it is dark and mysterious. And that is the first name that popped into my head.

That's it. Now go link up at Ian's place. K? :)
Enhanced by Zemanta

I got me some Blog love today.

I received a blogger award today. It is definitely not the first one I have received. But I am not always so good at accepting them and posting them proudly for all to see. 'Cause you see, I have Mommybrain. I forget a lot of things I am suppose to do. It is hard remembering EVERYTHING all the time.

Ok. Anyhoo, this is what I'm suppose to do.
Thank the person that gave it to me.

    THANK YOU Sweet Donda!!
I am so glad I finally found your blog! I kept on seeing your blogger profile but no blog attached to it. I was getting frustrated! But lo and behold, I found YOU!!! YAY!!!

Now I am suppose to admit 7 thing you MAY NOT know about little ole me. OK? Listen up.

1. I hate shoes. HATE them. Sandals, tennis shoes, any shoes that constrict my feet I hate. I love for my feet to be BARE all the time!!!!

2. I like chicken livers. (What? They are good. Have YOU ever tried chicken livers before? They are so yummy dipped in ketchup.)

3. I have a love/hate relationship with Twitter. Sometimes it updates and refreshes just fine, other days--I miss out on entire conversations...Grrrr.....

4. I like to listen to Miley Cyrus. Yes, Yes, I know, she sings for the tiny-bopper crowd, but I still like her.

5. I'm addicted to social media in general. (Twitter, Hootsuite, Blogging...) If I had an I-phone or a Blackberry, it would NEVER leave my side!

6. I love dark chocolate! Milk chocolate is ok, but dark chocolate for me is HEAVEN!

7. I love hand sanitizer! (Yes, I still wash my hands the old fashioned way but man oh man, Hand sanitizer is SO convenient.)

And now I get to pass it on to 10 other bloggers....Man oh man.

Here is what I'm going to to. Whoever reads this AND leaves a comment on this post, can have this award. All of you are great and AWESOME, and if you leave a comment on my blog sooner or later, you'll get a shout-out in Blogland from me. 'Cause I'm like that. Yo.

Have an AWESOME Sunday night with your families!
Later!!! :)

Enhanced by Zemanta

Getting to know ME! :)

I figured since I just started this blog in June of THIS year, (I have another blog--Cluttered Brain that I mostly post from) I wanted to participate in this Getting to know you.

So here it goes.

These are the questions. A Daily Scoop of Chaos has asked them this week. :)

 1.If you had 5000.00 to spend on plastic surgery what would you have done?  Plastic Surgery? Nah. I'd rather have the money to spend on clothes for my family and maybe an extra laptop or two. Oh, and a video camera as well! :)

2. Do you watch Soap operas and if so what is your favorite and why? I used to watch Days of our Lives back in the day, And General Hospital (but only because my momma watched it.)
3. Favorite clothing brand? I'm not picky. If it is cute, I'll buy it and wear it. I usually shop at Wal-mart.
4. An afternoon shopping spree at your favorite store or maid service for a year? Can I have both? I'd like to have an afternoon at a bookstore, Say Barnes and Noble, and then I'd have the maids clean my house and WATCH my kiddos. *sigh* That would be nice.
5. would you ever vajazzle?  WHAT? No way. I'm plenty pretty down there or so my husband tells me. Thanks anyway though.
6. Favorite Disney Princess?  I have always liked Belle. I love her yellow dress in the end. 
7. Last movie that made you bawl your eyes out? The movie UP. I loved that movie! Funny and touching.
8. Have you ever broken any bones and if so what?
I broke my wrist roller skating. I have NEVER been roller skating since. I'm too chicken now.

And that's it folks. That's me. Now if you want, you can go link up at a Daily Scoop of Chaos for the linky and read about MORE bloggers! ;)
Enhanced by Zemanta

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Something funny I came across today...

I was checking out my friend Dolly's blog today and came across this.

So hilarious!!! And I thought some of you might want a laugh.
Told ya!! So stinking funny!!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

My Other Love.

Hootsuite Twitter Client for AndroidImage by barney.craggs via Flickr
I'm not sure you all are aware of my "other" love.
*It's OK to click on the word love, it doesn't lead to any nude people or anything.*
I'll wait.

You are back?
I assume you clicked. :)

 Good. First of all, Twitter is awesome. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE, love to see everyone's colorful profiles.

But Hootsuite is DA BOMB!

 It helps you organize all your social media profiles--Twitter, Facebook, AND get this, you can even schedule a tweet to post at a certain time. This means you don't have to get on Twitter to tweet your NEXT blog post. Cool huh?
   I learned this from the master herself.
When I would have trouble with Hootsuite, getting it and all, I would tweet at the master...(Click to find out WHO the great Hootsuite master is)

"But master, How do you set up a tweet to go out at a certain time?"

"How do you RT and then add words to that tweet?"

"Why do you like Hootsuite so much?"

Yes, I still heart Twitter. Mainly for the colorful profiles, but I still use Twitter.
But Hootsuite is A TON easier for Twitter parties and for when you at a conference and you ALL are using the same hastag like #CBC10 (That was for Casual Blogger conference, a local blogger conference I went to.) Or #EVO10 (a conference I want to go to someday.)
I think you all should give it a try.

I mean you all are on Twitter right?
Please tell me you have a Twitter handle.
If you have a blog, Twitter is essential in connecting to the blog-o-sphere.

What forms of Twitter do you use?
Do you use Hootsuite? What about Tweetdeck or just plain old Twitter?
Do you have a fancy phone that you can tweet from? Lucky if you do. I just have a Netbook I tweet from.
Enhanced by Zemanta