Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Yeah yeah, I'm sexy and I know it....

A co-worker of mine showed me this video...(it's rather an adult video so get yer kids out of the room) Or let them watch your choice...*giggling* I love the beat...I know it's kinda funky to watch the guys rip their wild pants off to be dancing around in their speedos...BUT I like this video....
  You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are. We are all beautiful and have a little sexy inside of us. Walk tall, shake your stuff, cuz we are all sexy. (That is of course I don't have any fat bald readers out there...) And if I do...:) I'm sure you are sexy your your own way. :)
  Sit back and listen...Cuz I know..I'm sexy and I know it.... How bout you?

I always have my mouth open for some reason. Go figure. I'm still sexy..haha!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I think I am almost out of the blogger/writer slumps.

I'm back! And I'm even not afraid of wearing my pj's in my debut appearance!

Hey you!
It's been a while since I wrote anything.  I LOVE writing. But you see, I have let my life, (full time job, kiddos, hubby, bills, SLEEP) get in the way of truly doing what I LOVE to do. Entertain and write. So I'm back. You might remember me from One Cluttered Brain, I have 400 and some followers over there.

But I have a problem. I'm getting tired of the header and the layout over there and I want something fresher. I like the layout of this blog better. So if you are not a follower of mine over here you should be. And of course I will update my other blog to redirect you all here. Cuz that's how I am. Nice and all. :)

Thanksgiving is about to hit us. We will eat turkey, stuffing, rolls, cranberries, pies and visit with family we have not seen in a while. It will be a blast! Some of us will head out to work the next evening...(ME!) And some of us will go Black Friday shopping for Christmas. Whatever we choose to do this Thanksgiving, let's be careful on the roads. Don't drive when you are too tired, and don't drink and drive. This is NEVER a good idea.

This Thanksgiving I am grateful for a TON of things. Here's my handy dandy bullet list. Cuz I LOVE bullet lists....:) I'm thankful for---->

  • warm house
  • a job for me and hubby
  • my family
  • cookie baking
  • spending time with my daughters baking and such
  • laughter
  • prayer
  • my health
  • my children's health
  • good shows to watch on TV...(Grim and Once upon a Time just to name a few.....)
  • my video camera
  • chocolate
  • books
  • blogging (and getting back into blogging, I've missed it so much.)
That's my thankful list. What are you thankful for this season?
Drop me a comment. I'd LOVE to hear from you! :))

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Frustrations, anger and Happiness

Yeah i realize not all these emotions go together. I was about to write this really complainy post (Yeah complainy IS a word...) about a certain person in my life that promises to be pick me up at a certain time so I can run my errands and she is late.

Like ALL the time.

Then about 5 minutes ago she ruins my post. She calls me and tells me she laid down for a nap and she is on her way right now.

But I wanted to complain.

Do you ever feel like that? I mean things are going good for me I guess, I have a job, they give me shifts when they have them open for me...probably the crappy shifts nobody wants but still...

I have a job.
My husband has a job.
But this isn't my dream.
I want BIGGER. I want to educate myself further. I want to be a nurse.
I want a car to run my own dang errands.
I want...I want...I want....

Do you ever feel like this?

I'm off to get some fingerprinting done AGAIN for my job.
I'm really wanting some more shifts.
But on the other hand..Nah. I just wanna get paid for the work I don't

I'll see you around when I'm a little less complainy.
Sorry for being such a nuisance.
That's WHY I'm writing on this blog. lol.
Does anyone read me over here anymore?

It's NOT like I NEVER write over here or somethin.
I do sometimes....
Keep checking back.
i might surprise you.

p.s. just found out there is a mandatory cna meeting TODAY at 130PM. And the assistant director of nursing is stressed about CNA hours. oh boy! who is she gonna let go now?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

100 Questions to answer from that Watrmln guy...:)

In response to Jennifer Greystein's questions. Sorry I couldn't do them all.

1 - How old do you act? My age. Unlike some people....*sigh*

2 - Why is the sky blue? Why do fools fall in love? Just because.

3 - Do you burp, fart, or both in front of others?  Try not to, but if you insist....

4 - Someone's writing a book based on your life.  What would the title be? Cluttered Chaos:Welcome to my world

5 - How many days in a row can you go without taking a dump? 3? Haven't counted before.

6 - Favorite childhood cartoon? Guess. lalalalalalalalalala. I'm gonna smurf you if you tell.

7 - Have you ever caught someone in the act of masturbating? Nope. I'm a little more discreet than that. Do YOU wanna catch me? Hmm....I haven't even caught anybody before. *sigh*

8 - Favorite food to make/bake/cook/etc? cookies. And Brownies. 

9 - What's one redeeming quality about mushrooms? I get to eat them with a pretty FUNgi...

10 - What's wrong with Richard Simmons? He is an overgrown, overenthusiastic boy.

11 - Name one celebrity who needs to come out of the closet. Richard Simmons. Enough said.

12 - Name one redeeming quality about asparagus.  I heard it makes your pee superhuman or something.  That's gotta be cool right?

13 - If "We Are the Champions", what are you? a champion with you I guess. Why do you get to be a champion? I could be a "Material Girl" too. (Except I don't have that much money...) *sigh*

14 - What's something they taught you in school that should never be taught to anyone? Pick your nose. Well, to be honest, I didn't learn how to pick my nose in school BUT there are kids in school who pick their nose and collect the boogers straight through high school. I know, EW right? Gross. Do not teach my kids to pick their nose. You can teach them how to wipe their butt though. Holy gross underwear Batman.

15 - What's the deal with Steven Segal anyways? He smokes cigars? Maybe?

16 - Name two movies that should have never been made. Batman sequels. 1 and 2 were okay but every one after that is stretching is a bit.

17 - Do you enjoy to point, stare, and laugh at others? Only you my friend. Only you. ;) *WINK WINK*

18 - Name one or more words that every time you hear them, make you cringe. boogers unemployment

19 - Have you ever put anything up your ass? No but I use to put stuff up other people's bums, I used to be a CNA (certified nurse assistant) suppositories...Ya, it's a gross job.

20 - What can you do better than most? Dance. Have you watched me dance? ;))

21 - Have you smoked pot? Nope. Sorry.

22 - Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars? Seriously? Hmm...For 1 million dollars? I think I'd fool everybody and wear those nude suits they get to wear on Soap then I'd wrestle Jennifer Anniston. Ya know, just 'cause.

23 - Happiest moment of your life? I'm going with Snuggie on this one, when I get done with these dang questions....

24 - Name in order, the body parts of the opposite sex you notice first. Face, eyes, lips, chest,  and package...ya know the WHOLE package a$$ and all....

25 - What or where's the furthest you've been away from home? Don't know.

26 - Have you ever been to Africa? No. Have you?

27 - Can you currently do a split? Banana split currently. I eat the split..banana that is.

28 - What's better - a knee-jerk reaction or a polish knee slap?a polish knee slap. Probably.

29 - Ever given anyone a dutch oven? Nope. I've made dutch oven potatoes though.

30 - What's your favorite kind of apple? red. ;)

31 - Favorite Muppet? Mrs. Piggy.

32 - Squash just doesn't sound very tasty.  What say you? Squash. yellow. small. I squished your squash.

33 - How many sexual partners have you had? 

34 - Favorite number?8

35 - Favorite type of pet? the one that leaves me ALONE.

36 - Favorite sexual position? The one that leaves me breathless and not wanting it for a couple of days.

39 - When's the last time you vomited? I saw my husband's vomit this morning. But me, It's been a while.

40 - Name one product you use that everyone ought to use. soap.

41 - What's worse - having your period or spraining your ankle? Period. Cramps are a bitch. (Sorry but they are.)

42 - What sport can you play well? Hmm...Game cube. :)

43 - What's the funniest thing you've heard/seen/done in the past week? I read Snuggie's 100 questions.

44 - Are you interested in being friends with someone on death row? No way. Should I be concerned about you?

45 - What's 4+3*800/3? Don't have a calculator handy. Sorry.

46 - Who would make a better President - Sarah Palin or Cookie Monster? Cookie Monster and Snuffle upagus FTW.

47 - Have you ever done a snow angel in the nude? All snow angels are nude after you make them.

48 - Who's your favorite Golden Girl? Blanche.

49 - Have you ever taken a dump out a window? I'm gonna dump you out the window in a second if you don't stop asking me questions.

50 - Favorite kind of ice cream? Chocolate cherry cordial.

51 - Have you ever used Magic Shell on a member of the opposite sex? Nope.

52 - If you live in California, is Japan still considered to be the "Far East?" Why would I know? I live in the desert.

53 - What's the last thing you touched aside from the keyboard or the mouse? a brownie.

54 -Assuming you own an iPod/mp3 player, hit random and list the artist/song for the next five entries. HA! I don't own an ipod.

55 - Who's better - Rolling Stones or the Beatles? Beatles. "To everything turn turn turn...there is a season turn turn turn..."

That's it. I can't take it anymore. 56. That's all I can answer.
I can't take it anymore.
And my kids are running around naked.
Yeah, Don't ask.
They are WILD.
And a bunch of monkeys....*sigh*

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Wordless Wednesday Christopher edition

I just wanted to send out a reminder of where you can find me.
One Cluttered Brain (MAIN blog)
@clutteredbrain TWITTER
Facebook- Cluttered Brain
EMAIL: oneclutteredbrain AT gmail DOT com
SKYPE: Cluttered Brain

And now Christopher Meloni. (There's a 2 HOUR episode tonight of Law and Order SVU tonight. Yummy, huh?)

Image from Google. I wish I took this picture!

Happy Wednesday!