Daisy Girl's HUMP edition.

I joined up with DaisyGirl for the HumpDay Challenge. Woo-hoo. Hey, sometime things just need to be done. Ok? If you don't wanna read, you don't have to. Ok?
Love ya peeps!

1. would you rather have a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, or 2 girls and a guy?

I'd have to say I'd rather have sex with 2 guys and a girl. 

2. Would you rather have complete sober sex or completely buzzed sex?

I think buzzed sex would be fun. (Bwahahaha!)

3. Would you rather have your toes sucked or your ears?

Toes? Are you kidding me? Totally an ear woman. Suck on my ears babe!

4. Would you rather screw George w Bush or Martha Stewart?

Seriously? I'd have to do George. Sorry, Martha doesn't cut the mustard.

5. Would you rather have morning sex or night sex?

Morning sex, definitely.

6. Would you rather do it in the hot tub or big shower?

Hot tub sex. A great BIG hot tub....Ahhh.

7. Would you rather have no sex for a week or crappy sex for 2 weeks?

Crappy sex for 2 weeks. HEY! at least it's something.

8. Would you rather be with an experience person or nonexperienced?

EXPERIENCED.

9. Would you rather be naked in public or get caught by your parents?

MY parents. They must know by now I am getting sex. After all, I do have 3 children.

10. Would you rather be with one person for the rest of your life or experience many?

One person. Less disease.

11. Would you rather be the dominant one or submissive one?

submissive one. I like my man to be in control.

12. Would you rather have sex in a church or a funeral home?

Ew. Next to dead people have sex? HA! No way. A church bathroom.

13. Would you rather have texting sex or phone sex?

Phone SEX definitely. With the one I love.

14. Would you rather die a virgin or a hoe?

HAha! a hoe. What a question.

15. Would you rather post a picture of tits or ass?

Neither. but I got me some cleavage so here ya go...

16. Would you rather do it on the kitchen counter or in front of fire place with a roaring fire?

kitchen counter. I get hungry during sex.

17. Would you rather have 30 minutes of foreplay which included a backrub or a 30 minute orgasm?

Ohhh. 30 minutes of foreplay with a back massage. Can Christopher Meloni massage me and my honey?

18. Would you rather be covered in chocolate or whip cream?

Whip cream. The creamier the BETTER.

19. Would you do it risky business style or Pretty woman style? 

Pretty woman, walking down the street. Definitely Pretty woman.

20. Would you rather have sex with the cowardly lion or the wicked witch of the west?

The cowardly lion. All he needs is a little LOVE.

and lastly

21. Would you rather have an orgasm once every 20 seconds or once every 5 years?

Once every 5 seconds. Man. Excuse me now I gotta find my vibrator.

Do you dare...this one is easy I dare ya to do it! 

Wow, Jen that was fun. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta find my man.

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