Yeah yeah, I'm sexy and I know it....

A co-worker of mine showed me this video...(it's rather an adult video so get yer kids out of the room) Or let them watch your choice...*giggling* I love the beat...I know it's kinda funky to watch the guys rip their wild pants off to be dancing around in their speedos...BUT I like this video....
  You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are. We are all beautiful and have a little sexy inside of us. Walk tall, shake your stuff, cuz we are all sexy. (That is of course I don't have any fat bald readers out there...) And if I do...:) I'm sure you are sexy too..in your your own way. :)
  Sit back and listen...Cuz I know..I'm sexy and I know it.... How bout you?

I always have my mouth open for some reason. Go figure. I'm still sexy..haha!

I think I am almost out of the blogger/writer slumps.

I'm back! And I'm even not afraid of wearing my pj's in my debut appearance!

Hey you!
YOO HOO!
It's been a while since I wrote anything.  I LOVE writing. But you see, I have let my life, (full time job, kiddos, hubby, bills, SLEEP) get in the way of truly doing what I LOVE to do. Entertain and write. So I'm back. You might remember me from One Cluttered Brain, I have 400 and some followers over there.

But I have a problem. I'm getting tired of the header and the layout over there and I want something fresher. I like the layout of this blog better. So if you are not a follower of mine over here you should be. And of course I will update my other blog to redirect you all here. Cuz that's how I am. Nice and all. :)

Thanksgiving is about to hit us. We will eat turkey, stuffing, rolls, cranberries, pies and visit with family we have not seen in a while. It will be a blast! Some of us will head out to work the next evening...(ME!) And some of us will go Black Friday shopping for Christmas. Whatever we choose to do this Thanksgiving, let's be careful on the roads. Don't drive when you are too tired, and don't drink and drive. This is NEVER a good idea.

This Thanksgiving I am grateful for a TON of things. Here's my handy dandy bullet list. Cuz I LOVE bullet lists....:) I'm thankful for---->

• warm house
• a job for me and hubby
• my family
• cookie baking
• spending time with my daughters baking and such
• laughter
• prayer
• my health
• my children's health
• good shows to watch on TV...(Grim and Once upon a Time just to name a few.....)
• my video camera
• chocolate
• books
• blogging (and getting back into blogging, I've missed it so much.)

That's my thankful list. What are you thankful for this season?
Drop me a comment. I'd LOVE to hear from you! :))

Frustrations, anger and Happiness

*sigh*
Yeah i realize not all these emotions go together. I was about to write this really complainy post (Yeah complainy IS a word...) about a certain person in my life that promises to be pick me up at a certain time so I can run my errands and she is late.

Like ALL the time.

Then about 5 minutes ago she ruins my post. She calls me and tells me she laid down for a nap and she is on her way right now.

But I wanted to complain.
*sigh*

Do you ever feel like that? I mean things are going good for me I guess, I have a job, they give me shifts when they have them open for me...probably the crappy shifts nobody wants but still...

I have a job.
My husband has a job.
But this isn't my dream.
I want BIGGER. I want to educate myself further. I want to be a nurse.
I want a car to run my own dang errands.
I want...I want...I want....

Do you ever feel like this?

*sigh*
I'm off to get some fingerprinting done AGAIN for my job.
I'm really wanting some more shifts.
But on the other hand..Nah. I just wanna get paid for the work I don't do....lol.

I'll see you around when I'm a little less complainy.
Sorry for being such a nuisance.
That's WHY I'm writing on this blog. lol.
Does anyone read me over here anymore?

lol.
It's NOT like I NEVER write over here or somethin.
I do sometimes....
Keep checking back.
i might surprise you.

p.s. just found out there is a mandatory cna meeting TODAY at 130PM. And the assistant director of nursing is stressed about CNA hours. oh boy! who is she gonna let go now?
Ugh.

100 Questions to answer from that Watrmln guy...:)

In response to Jennifer Greystein's questions. Sorry I couldn't do them all.


1 - How old do you act? My age. Unlike some people....*sigh*

2 - Why is the sky blue? Why do fools fall in love? Just because.

3 - Do you burp, fart, or both in front of others?  Try not to, but if you insist....

4 - Someone's writing a book based on your life.  What would the title be? Cluttered Chaos:Welcome to my world

5 - How many days in a row can you go without taking a dump? 3? Haven't counted before.

6 - Favorite childhood cartoon? Guess. lalalalalalalalalala. I'm gonna smurf you if you tell.

7 - Have you ever caught someone in the act of masturbating? Nope. I'm a little more discreet than that. Do YOU wanna catch me? Hmm....I haven't even caught anybody before. *sigh*

8 - Favorite food to make/bake/cook/etc? cookies. And Brownies. 

9 - What's one redeeming quality about mushrooms? I get to eat them with a pretty FUNgi...

10 - What's wrong with Richard Simmons? He is an overgrown, overenthusiastic boy.

11 - Name one celebrity who needs to come out of the closet. Richard Simmons. Enough said.

12 - Name one redeeming quality about asparagus.  I heard it makes your pee superhuman or something.  That's gotta be cool right?

13 - If "We Are the Champions", what are you? a champion with you I guess. Why do you get to be a champion? I could be a "Material Girl" too. (Except I don't have that much money...) *sigh*

14 - What's something they taught you in school that should never be taught to anyone? Pick your nose. Well, to be honest, I didn't learn how to pick my nose in school BUT there are kids in school who pick their nose and collect the boogers straight through high school. I know, EW right? Gross. Do not teach my kids to pick their nose. You can teach them how to wipe their butt though. Holy gross underwear Batman.

15 - What's the deal with Steven Segal anyways? He smokes cigars? Maybe?

16 - Name two movies that should have never been made. Batman sequels. 1 and 2 were okay but every one after that is stretching is a bit.

17 - Do you enjoy to point, stare, and laugh at others? Only you my friend. Only you. ;) *WINK WINK*

18 - Name one or more words that every time you hear them, make you cringe. boogers unemployment

19 - Have you ever put anything up your ass? No but I use to put stuff up other people's bums, I used to be a CNA (certified nurse assistant) suppositories...Ya, it's a gross job.

20 - What can you do better than most? Dance. Have you watched me dance? ;))

21 - Have you smoked pot? Nope. Sorry.

22 - Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars? Seriously? Hmm...For 1 million dollars? I think I'd fool everybody and wear those nude suits they get to wear on Soap operas...lol. then I'd wrestle Jennifer Anniston. Ya know, just 'cause.

23 - Happiest moment of your life? I'm going with Snuggie on this one, when I get done with these dang questions....

24 - Name in order, the body parts of the opposite sex you notice first. Face, eyes, lips, chest,  and package...ya know the WHOLE package a$$ and all....

25 - What or where's the furthest you've been away from home? Don't know.

26 - Have you ever been to Africa? No. Have you?

27 - Can you currently do a split? Banana split currently. I eat the split..banana that is.

28 - What's better - a knee-jerk reaction or a polish knee slap?a polish knee slap. Probably.

29 - Ever given anyone a dutch oven? Nope. I've made dutch oven potatoes though.

30 - What's your favorite kind of apple? red. ;)

31 - Favorite Muppet? Mrs. Piggy.

32 - Squash just doesn't sound very tasty.  What say you? Squash. yellow. small. I squished your squash.

33 - How many sexual partners have you had? 

34 - Favorite number?8

35 - Favorite type of pet? the one that leaves me ALONE.

36 - Favorite sexual position? The one that leaves me breathless and not wanting it for a couple of days.


39 - When's the last time you vomited? I saw my husband's vomit this morning. But me, It's been a while.

40 - Name one product you use that everyone ought to use. soap.

41 - What's worse - having your period or spraining your ankle? Period. Cramps are a bitch. (Sorry but they are.)

42 - What sport can you play well? Hmm...Game cube. :)

43 - What's the funniest thing you've heard/seen/done in the past week? I read Snuggie's 100 questions.

44 - Are you interested in being friends with someone on death row? No way. Should I be concerned about you?

45 - What's 4+3*800/3? Don't have a calculator handy. Sorry.

46 - Who would make a better President - Sarah Palin or Cookie Monster? Cookie Monster and Snuffle upagus FTW.

47 - Have you ever done a snow angel in the nude? All snow angels are nude after you make them.

48 - Who's your favorite Golden Girl? Blanche.

49 - Have you ever taken a dump out a window? I'm gonna dump you out the window in a second if you don't stop asking me questions.

50 - Favorite kind of ice cream? Chocolate cherry cordial.

51 - Have you ever used Magic Shell on a member of the opposite sex? Nope.

52 - If you live in California, is Japan still considered to be the "Far East?" Why would I know? I live in the desert.

53 - What's the last thing you touched aside from the keyboard or the mouse? a brownie.

54 -Assuming you own an iPod/mp3 player, hit random and list the artist/song for the next five entries. HA! I don't own an ipod.

55 - Who's better - Rolling Stones or the Beatles? Beatles. "To everything turn turn turn...there is a season turn turn turn..."


That's it. I can't take it anymore. 56. That's all I can answer.
I can't take it anymore.
And my kids are running around naked.
Yeah, Don't ask.
They are WILD.
And a bunch of monkeys....*sigh*

Wordless Wednesday Christopher edition

I just wanted to send out a reminder of where you can find me.
One Cluttered Brain (MAIN blog)
@clutteredbrain TWITTER
Facebook- Cluttered Brain
EMAIL: oneclutteredbrain AT gmail DOT com
SKYPE: Cluttered Brain


And now Christopher Meloni. (There's a 2 HOUR episode tonight of Law and Order SVU tonight. Yummy, huh?)

Image from Google. I wish I took this picture!

Happy Wednesday!

Daisy Girl's HUMP edition.

I joined up with DaisyGirl for the HumpDay Challenge. Woo-hoo. Hey, sometime things just need to be done. Ok? If you don't wanna read, you don't have to. Ok?
Love ya peeps!

1. would you rather have a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, or 2 girls and a guy?

I'd have to say I'd rather have sex with 2 guys and a girl. 

2. Would you rather have complete sober sex or completely buzzed sex?

I think buzzed sex would be fun. (Bwahahaha!)

3. Would you rather have your toes sucked or your ears?

Toes? Are you kidding me? Totally an ear woman. Suck on my ears babe!

4. Would you rather screw George w Bush or Martha Stewart?

Seriously? I'd have to do George. Sorry, Martha doesn't cut the mustard.

5. Would you rather have morning sex or night sex?

Morning sex, definitely.

6. Would you rather do it in the hot tub or big shower?

Hot tub sex. A great BIG hot tub....Ahhh.

7. Would you rather have no sex for a week or crappy sex for 2 weeks?

Crappy sex for 2 weeks. HEY! at least it's something.

8. Would you rather be with an experience person or nonexperienced?

EXPERIENCED.

9. Would you rather be naked in public or get caught by your parents?

MY parents. They must know by now I am getting sex. After all, I do have 3 children.

10. Would you rather be with one person for the rest of your life or experience many?

One person. Less disease.

11. Would you rather be the dominant one or submissive one?

submissive one. I like my man to be in control.

12. Would you rather have sex in a church or a funeral home?

Ew. Next to dead people have sex? HA! No way. A church bathroom.

13. Would you rather have texting sex or phone sex?

Phone SEX definitely. With the one I love.

14. Would you rather die a virgin or a hoe?

HAha! a hoe. What a question.

15. Would you rather post a picture of tits or ass?

Neither. but I got me some cleavage so here ya go...

16. Would you rather do it on the kitchen counter or in front of fire place with a roaring fire?

kitchen counter. I get hungry during sex.

17. Would you rather have 30 minutes of foreplay which included a backrub or a 30 minute orgasm?

Ohhh. 30 minutes of foreplay with a back massage. Can Christopher Meloni massage me and my honey?

18. Would you rather be covered in chocolate or whip cream?

Whip cream. The creamier the BETTER.

19. Would you do it risky business style or Pretty woman style? 

Pretty woman, walking down the street. Definitely Pretty woman.

20. Would you rather have sex with the cowardly lion or the wicked witch of the west?

The cowardly lion. All he needs is a little LOVE.

and lastly

21. Would you rather have an orgasm once every 20 seconds or once every 5 years?

Once every 5 seconds. Man. Excuse me now I gotta find my vibrator.

Do you dare...this one is easy I dare ya to do it! 

Wow, Jen that was fun. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta find my man.

Are you up to the CHALLENGE?
Just click on over to DaisyGirl.  

Today I am thankful.

Image obtained thru Google Images!

Today I am thankful for a home to live in still.
I am thankful for the CNA education that I am receiving AGAIN....
I am thankful for the chance to share my CNA knowledge with others.
*CNA= certified nurse assistant

I am thankful for my husband and for his knowledge of fixing our car.
I am thankful for the job that I will obtain really soon.
I am thankful for all of you.
I am thankful for Dr. Pepper.
I am thankful for my health and for the power of a good friendship.
I am thankful for turkey and stuffing.
I am thankful for you.

I wish all of you the very BEST this holiday season. Don't worry about what you don't have this season. Think about the things you do have!
Because in the end that is all that is gonna matter.

I'm crazy I know...

HEY people!
You still out there? Lucky for you, I'm gonna link this post up to my "other" blog. Because I'm like that.
I've been busy lately. I'm looking for a job. And hopefully I can find one REAL soon too. This making money off of Twitter takes WAY too long to do.
I need rent money.
I need grocery money.
I need christmas money.
I need...I need...I need....
*sigh*
I also need chocolate. Chocolate makes me feel better.
And you know what else makes me feel better?
Comments....LOL.
I know you are out there. I know you LUB me. I know you are busy.
But just scribble anything out on a comment.
For example, "Luv U CB!"
"I love your videos!"
"I love this post, cause I SO need a massage right now!"
"You can be my CNA anytime you want!" (In a strictly professional way of course....GET YOUR minds OUT of the gutter...Geez. What is it you think I do anyway?) LOL.
AnyBlogpost, what was the point of this post anyway?
Hee-hee. I'm like that. Rambly and all.
Well, I AM excited to actually be getting into the medical field once again.
I love nursing. Someday, and maybe someday soon..ish, I will be a nurse.
And I will be able to heal all of you...
But for now....Laughter is the only medicine I can prescribe for you....
So with that READ my hilarious Thanksgiving story.
(If you are lucky enough to be my FB friend I posted there too.)

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her gasp for air, and her eyes water. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs to her sleeping husband, and gently pulled the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, 'honey you were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you…' 'what do you mean?' asked his wife. 'Well, you told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think i got most of them back in.'

Peace out y'all! Happy Thursday. Only one more day until Friday....

21 Questions, I took the challenge with DaisyGirl! ;)

Adult Content: Please have your children leave the room. Or at least don't read over your shoulder. This post is about sex. Yup, That's right, this crazy cluttered mama has sex. Deal with it OK? ;)

All safe now? Here are the questions:

1. Would you ever have a threesome or have you? 

2. Lights on, candle light, or off?

3. Does size matter?

4. Craziest place you ever got down to business

5. How quick was your quickest quickie?

6. Food that makes you think sex?

7. Do you like your man to be manscaped? If you are a man do you manscape?

8. Ladies do you keep your garden tended? 

9. How do you feel about making home movies?

10. Ever been caught by the kids?

11. Do you like sweaty sex?

12. When did you lose your virginity?

13. How do you feel about sex while pregnant?

14. Song that put you in the mood

15. Number of orgasms you have had in one night?

16. Have you had sex in a car?

17. Do you have toys? 

18. How do you feel about guy toys?

19. Would you ever pierce your yoohoo?

20. Explain your kissing style.

and lastly...

21. What is your body part? Some girls love arms or ass, guys butts or boobs? 

My answers: 1. Never had one. Hadn't thought about it. I might if it was 2 guys into me....*sigh*

2- Lights Off. i like to explore.

3-  Size doesn't really matter. It's all about the foreplay, the flirting, the touching...once all that has gone down, you already know you WANT the man...It's easy. Ya know?

4- Craziest place i ever got down to business? Midnight, outside in the front yard. No sex, but we got down to business alright. Enough said.

5- Why must it be quick? Probably between 15-20 minutes.

6- Food that I think sex? Ice cream. That and pudding. ;) Mmm. Creamy deliciousness.

7- Don't really care. I like hair. So there. That's all i'm sayin.

8- Yes, the garden is tended.

9-  Why? Who wants to watch them? LOL. Not really thought about it.

10- Yup. the 3 year old. *sigh*

11- I actually DON'T like sweating a lot during sex. I'd rather have sex in the shower to avoid that problem.

12- Yup, I'm old fashioned. I waited until i was married before I had sex. Yup, I'm a good girl. 21. Sorry. I'm still cool, right? ;)

13- Pregnant sex? It's alright, but that dang belly gets in the way.

14- Anything by TLC or Madonna. Ever heard of "Red Hot Special?"

15- 3 orgasms.

16- Sex in a car? Nope. i prefer the bedroom.

17- Not yet, but I'm getting some soon.

18- Guy toys? All for them. Can I control the toy?

19- Pierce my Va-jay-jay? No way! Only my ears please!

20- Kissing style? Nibbling ears neck lips....Enough said bout that.

21- I like the "whole package" if you get my drift. And yes, I look. How can you not? 

That's it.  Now you know the truth. ;) Go link up with the Daisygirl. She is one hot mama! Check out her gorgeous hair! ;) (She just went blonde.)

Tired of the same DUMB old picture?

Hee-Hee. I haven't updated this blog in so long I almost forgot about it. But not really. I have a blogroll over here with different peeps I like to keep tabs on. And my Cluttered Brain blogroll is about as long as a roll of TP, I need to store some peeps over here as well.
What's up with you all?
What have you been doing?
I've gone back to my writing roots and been writing like a crazy woman. Something of mine will be published EVEN it kills me.
It is midnight here and I am SO NOT ready to go to bed.
*sigh*
Why me?
In case you forgot, or miss me, YOU can ALWAYS find me AT One Cluttered Brain
And Twitter= @clutteredbrain
Now if you excuse me, my 3 year old daughter is still up. And yes it is MIDNIGHT here....
Grrr....Here is MY latest hairstyle with a friend you all might know...

Good night, everyone! :)

Do you ever feel like...

Heck yeah! I got you to click on over Right? LOL. This image has been found on Google images! Wow! And is probably in a magazine somewhere. Yup, that's me on the right. Me with my LOVER. Aren't we cute together? :P

Do you ever feel like doing nothing?
Just watching your favorite flicks on TV, drinking Dr. Pepper, (Or whatever, your beverage of choice) AND relaxing. Yeah, that's ME today.

I mean, I'm not really into blogging much. (Apart from this post--LOL)
I don't feel like commenting. Unless it is so entirely FUNNY I cannot stop laughing and relating.

Well I found one today.
Are you all familiar with The Empress? And you all blog right?

Well, get a load of what The Empress has written now.  <--Yup, that's right.  To see the post click on those words right over there to be instantaneously transported to her blog.

She totally gets me. She gets us. I meant US. You and I are both bloggers.

Yeah. Click on over. Leave her a comment. Then click back over here, and tell me if she isn't right.

And it's a series of posts--I know, right? Like it couldn't get any better.

But it will.

It most definitely WILL.

Why I stick with blogging?

Thanks to Google images for the above image!

Hmm...
I wrote a post last week or so about why I blog. Now I am going to tell you why I stick with blogging.
My husband and I have moved around a lot in the past 5 years. We haven't owned a house yet together and so we just go where the jobs are.  Last year, in August, the job led us to the desert. Yup, that's right. Smack right here in the middle of a desert. (About 90 minutes from Vegas, so I'll take it.) :D

  Before Nevada was UT. I make friends easily. But it is hard to make close friends when you are always up and moving all the time. (And no, My husband is not in the army.) I have made some pretty good friends in the bloggy world that make me laugh AND cry. (Cry in a good way ya know.) I feel like I continue to blog to build our relationship better.

You have to get-to-know me right?

Blogging is always there for me. When I've had a bad day, or I need a laugh, just open up blogger and review the blogs I am following...It's that easy.  I admit, it's hard to pimp out your blog at first, comment like crazy on 20 thousand different blogs just to receive like 2 comments, but slowly but surely as you gain an audience, people WILL comment. They just will, trust me.

When you are honest with your readers, like I usually am, (unless I am trying to make you laugh) they will comment.

I stick with blogging because of the friendships, because I LOVE to write, and blogging helps keep me sane.
 I've been blogging for a little over a year now, and it still brings me joy to meet new friends. Twitter parties, Blogfrog communities, new writer friends...it's all good.

Thanks for choosing to stick by me on my journey of blogging.

Someday I might make it on Ellen. Ya think?


Why do you stick with blogging?
How long have you been blogging?

Friday Confessional with Glamazon Mom!

Well, I have a few confessions. And since Glamazon Mom is asking, here I go.
 I have about 10 or so. K?
Here are my confessions:

1. I am addicted to clean underwear. Yup, that's right, I HATE re-wearing my undies. In fact, I don't believe I wear dirty underwear often. I also WASH, not only MY underwear, but my whole family's underwear. Because if we were ever in an accident, Heaven forbid, we would need clean underwear. Because AFTER the accident, our underwear might look like this:

Do me a favor, do NOT google dirty underwear. You get an eyeful for sure. LOL.


2. I am addicted to Hootsuite. And this just IN, I can now update to my Facebook fan page from Hootsuite. *sigh* So now my updates will ALWAYS be from Hootsuite. I mean, come on, isn't the little OWLY cute?

3. I am addicted to connected with NOT only my Twitter buddies, MY bloggy buddies AND my Facebook FANS. Don't you want to be my fan too?

4. I am addicted to chocolate. (Sorry, T  I just am. I always be. Just like you LOVE peanut butter on a spoon.)

5. I am addicted to water! You can bathe in it and YOU can drink it. (Psst..don't EVER drink your bath water though. That's just gross.)


6. I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper. Diet and regular. I mean how else am I suppose to run this house of mine without some Dr. Pepper? *And if you drink Dr. Pepper you might just look like her! * For reals. :D

7. I am addicted to my netbook. Can you imagine what I would be like with a crackberry or an ipad? Oh, heavens, I can hardly stand to think about that one. :D

8. I am addicted to food. I mean isn't everybody? I just can't live without putting something in my body. *Enter hot spicy cheetos and chinese food* These two items are NOT to be put inside your body at the same time either.


9. I am probably addicted to nagging my kids to WORK. Come on short people, I know this is your summer break but get to WORK now, PLEASE?


10. I'm addicted to comments on my blog. Yup, that's right. And to checking my email. I might miss something ya know? :D

Those are my addictions. Any questions?

A sneak peek into my HOUSE....Bwa,ha, ha,ha,ha ha!!!

Hey y'all.
Just wanted to give you a sneak peek into MY clean house.
  Yes, I know, I still rent and I am in my 30's...I will be in my OWN house someday and subject to no one else's standard of clean. But for now...I have a cleaning inspection today by the landlord. Which is totally cool BTW, I've cleaned, I've mopped, I've vaccumed, I have $$$ for him...Humor me for about 7 minutes--I know A vlog should ONLY be about 2 minutes...but I edited some, it used to be 10 minutes....Had to show you my CLEAN house.

  You think I will pass?
I'll inform you tomorrow how I did.
And guess what? Husband of mine for the JOB!! Yup, that's right! They wanted him! YAY! I love the fact that he can be the breadwinner for now...I need to write blog and tweet and whatever. It's one HECK of a job, but somebody has to do it. Not to mention ALL the commenting I do...

On to the video...It is funny. Really. I'm funny. 7 minutes and 14 seconds worth of comedy.
It's worth it. Trust me.

Monday Minute with IAN! :)

Hellooooo!!

It is yet another time to answer some silly questions with Ian! :)
Monday Minute!




I guess Michelle was picked out of the link up to co-host! YAY, Michelle! :) (She really has some rocking out heels BTW!)

1. What is your REAL name?
Rapunzel. Yup, that's right. I have really super L-O-N-G hair and boys like to climb it for some reason. Oh, yeah, My step-mother keeps me locked in a tower 24/7. Anybody wanna rescue me?

2.Have you ever fabricated a story or anything on your blog?  
*AHEM* See question #1. No never, nah-uh. Nope. Nada.


3.When in the car do you listen to the radio/CDs/iPod/etc?
Well, on the rare occasions, my step-mother allows me out of my tower, i usually listen ROCK out to the radio. I love me some Lady Ga-Ga. She rules for sure!


4. Describe the 'sexiest' item of clothing that you own.
Hmm...I have to think on this one......
I'd have to say my Zebra striped underwear....ohh la la. Mama didn't lock me in the tower for nothing you know.


5. Would you be willing to breastfeed your friend's three year old child?
 3 years old???
What? no thank you. 3 years is old is WAY too old for breast-feeding. I say if they can ask for your breast--too old. Give them cow's milk. :)


See below for REAL answers...If you are interested in the TRUTH. :)
I had a good time with these answers today. :)




















Real Answers:
1. Alexes
2. Nope, I don't think so. What you see, is what you get. Unless I am feeling creative. Then you get a story.
3. I listen to CD's, because I can't get a good radio station here in the DESERT!!! Grrrr..... I like Julianne Hough currently.
4. Sexiest item of clothing? My tall black-heeled boots. Yup, that's it. (I can't find then for the life of me though...)
5. Same answer as above. I mean, come on. a 3 year old? They can drink cow's milk. They don't need my milk...*sigh*