Monday Minute with Ian and Daily Scoop of Chaos!!!

Hey there peeps! Hope you haven't gotten bored yet? This IS my second blog...So if you miss me, hang out at the other blog--One Cluttered Brain, K? Love you, Smooches to you all though!!

These questions are very telling this week.
I was gonna vlog the answers--(video-blog) but then I figured, Nah, I'll just type it. None of this uploading to You-tube and crap like that.

I guess Daily Scoop of Chaos is going on vacation soon and she wants us all to link up so she can see our answers...If she is not going on vacation, somebody is, I can't remember, Could somebody please remind me?
I need a vacation...

On to the Questions:

1. Can you burp the ABC's?
Nope, not that talented. My brothers can though. :)



2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?
Hmm, That might be useful, but I probably wouldn't do it cause I don't wanna change the diaper--LOL. Ew. I'll just pee on the side of the road, but not in the wind, cause I don't wanna get wet.


3. Would you rather...run your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?
EW. Neither! I have to choose?
If you have a gun to my back, I guess I'd have to day the stranger's nostril.

'Cause a NYC city street is so gross..but then again so is stranger's snot...Not a fan of both really.  (On second thought, I don't think my tongue would fit inside a nostril. I have a small tongue. See?)

(Don't steal this pic. It's late and I just can't watermark it tonight, K?) I'll have to call in the Brute Squad if you do. :)

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it? Nope. Wouldn't do it. I just wanna live my life carefree as possible!
i don't wanna know when I'm going to bite the bullet and die. Nope, not-uh.


5. Which one song describes your sex life best?
Since this is for fun, :) I'll say, Wild Thing. I love you husband of mine!



Bonus Question:
Bonus Q: 6.Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?
I'd rather fly every time i fart. if i peed every time I laughed I'd have to wear diaper or sit on the toilet a whole LOT! i like to laugh!

I've got good NEWS!!!!

I 'm not sure if all you are following me on my other blog, my main blog but you should DROP everything and come see the good news!!

K?
Excited?
Yeah me too!
Have a lovely weekend you guys!!!

10 reasons why I LOVE living in America!

I thought since it was getting ever so close to Independence Day I would let y'all know the liberties I enjoy in America.

1. The ability to say anything I want, particularly on my blog. Freedom of speech is very important. If I wanted to write about what was going on in my nose, I could. (Why I would want to, I don't know.)
2. Dr. Pepper. I am glad that I can pretty much pick up a can of Dr. Pepper anywhere in America. *Ahh, energy.*
3. MEAT. Yes, I said it. I like to eat meat. I mean, what else are we gonna do with the cows anyway?
4. Fireworks. I love it when the fire department sets off fireworks every 4th for the festivities. Can you think of a better way way to celebrate the 4th then with FIRE?
5. Freedom to bear arms. *Yup, that's right folks, I got 2 arms and I'm not afraid to "bare" them...LOL. I think I got this particular joke off of my friend's blog--T. *Thanks for the joke T.*
6. Running water. Yes, I love the fact that I can go to my faucet and turn on the water and it comes out clear. Not all countries can say that.
7. Apple pie and ice cream. Yup, America's food. I mean who doesn't want a hot dog slathered with chili, onions, and cheese? Mmm. And then top it off with an apple turnover? YUM!
8. Jobs. Yeah, I know our economy is struggling right now, but it could be a lot worse. I am grateful for the work we do have. :)
9. The differences we all have. If we were all the same I think we would live in a boring world. And who wants a million Cluttered brains running around in this world? *There is only one Cluttered Brain, and that's me. :)*
10. And lastly but certainly not the least, the ability to worship however we see fit, as long as it doesn't inflict on anybody...:)

These are a few of the liberties and freedoms and American products I enjoy. What do you enjoy in this great country called America?


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